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Welcome to Hell!
By Steve | December 12, 2010
If you’re dumb enough to live here, you deserve whatever you get!
The town where I was born:


Love that windchill!: -19 °F

But, after you get frostbite, you can go to the Mayo Clinic. If you make your appointment now, you should be able to see a doctor in May.
Topics: Da Weather | 6 Comments »

January 5th, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Cool website, I lived in MN for most of 2010 (I was kidnapped from Florida and held hostage in Buffalo, MN by some sick bitch)I just wanna say your site helps me get over what was doen to me last year and I am glad i got to come home ot MD before that snow came and killed yalls metrodome.
If you wanna move anywhere, move to Maryland. everyone makes in excess of 100,000 easily and theres money in the streets. We got a sweet azz flag and the Ravens kick the shit out of the vikings and brett favres overactive cheesedong anyday. (I think tiger woods and Brett Favre went to the same whorehouse.)
just hsowin kudos dude, and btw MN SUCKS!!!!
March 25th, 2011 at 3:35 pm
The weather’s not bad if you own a good jacket. I’ve lived in Minnesota my whole life though. All in all, the complaining about it only feeds on itself and makes the weather seem worse.
Before you think I’m just trying to make a “I’m manlier than you” post, think about how this is true in other non-weather aspects of life as well. As a student in college right now, I can definitely say that this is true about homework. People spend more time complaining about homework than actually doing it.
But overall, the weather isn’t bad if you own a good jacket and shoveling is good exercise.
May 4th, 2011 at 3:09 pm
I’m glad to see someone is blogging about how much Minnesota sucks. Please see my Twitter page. twitter.com/minnesotasucks. Or just sign in to Twitter and search for MinnesotaSucks. Send me an @reply and we can talk about how much this place sucks together…
May 31st, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Ha ha! keep up the good work show the whole world what a HORRIBLE place minnesota really is.
whats the new capitol of minnesota, buffalo!!!
the most childish simpletons and unbelivable
dull dreary life negating and proud of it minnesota talibans live there
June 18th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
A pretty place and Minneapolis isn’t bad. But the people here are the worst I have ever met.
November 6th, 2011 at 10:37 am
I stumbled on to this site after reading a book about Minnesota and the leaders of the Democratic Party who emerged from there in the 1940′s. I’m not from Minnesota, but from Pennsylvania, and I’ve never lived in the Land of 10,000 Lakes.
I’m quite surprised by your belief that Minnesota is so terrible. Compared to where?? In almost every indicator of quality of life, Minnesota is in the top 5 and in some areas is #1.
Perhaps you would change your mind if you lived in other states such as Mississippi, Alabama, or even Pennsylvania which have far greater social problems and less responsive governments.
There are some places I think of and say, “I would never want to live there!” Minnesota ain’t one of them…..not even by a longshot.