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The Legend of Minnesota Don
By Steve | December 14, 2010
Minnesota Don is an interesting character. Some people say he was from Baltimore, Maryland, other people said he was in-breed from the hills of West Virginia, other people say he was just plain stupid. I think he was probably all three.
Minnesota Don played a rusty trombone. Don’s ‘bone was dinged up and tarnished. But, whenever you saw Minnesota Don he was always handling his bone. Don just couldn’t keep his hands off of his bone. Minnesota Don was always playing with his ‘bone.
Some people say that when you are in Minnesota, if you close your eyes and listen carefully, you can always hear Minnesota Don blowing his bone.
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