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Minnesota: The Turd that Fell from God’s Ass
By Steve | February 22, 2012
To start, some poetry worthy of Minnesota:
Minnesota it doth suck ass
From God’s behind it fell
And those who do doth live there
Will live their lives in hell
For stupid are the entire lot
In brains they don’t excel
And so they will live their lives
In an ignorant northern hell
For brains they do not have
To get up and leave
They are too fucking stupid
They make me want to heave
Collectively they aren’t that smart
They’re all just fucking stupid
They remind me all too much
Of Mat and fucking Putrid
© 2012 Steven Foster
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