Minneapolis is the “New Gay”
By Steve | May 11, 2011
Topics: Da Basics | 1 Comment »
The Legend of Minnesota Don
By Steve | December 14, 2010
Minnesota Don is an interesting character. Some people say he was from Baltimore, Maryland, other people said he was in-breed from the hills of West Virginia, other people say he was just plain stupid. I think he was probably all three.
Minnesota Don played a rusty trombone. Don’s ‘bone was dinged up and tarnished. But, whenever you saw Minnesota Don he was always handling his bone. Don just couldn’t keep his hands off of his bone. Minnesota Don was always playing with his ‘bone.
Some people say that when you are in Minnesota, if you close your eyes and listen carefully, you can always hear Minnesota Don blowing his bone.
Topics: Da Basics, music | No Comments »
Welcome to Hell!
By Steve | December 12, 2010
If you’re dumb enough to live here, you deserve whatever you get!
The town where I was born:
Love that windchill!: -19 °F
But, after you get frostbite, you can go to the Mayo Clinic. If you make your appointment now, you should be able to see a doctor in May.
Topics: Da Weather | 6 Comments »
The New York Yankees Sweep the Minnesota Twins!
By Steve | October 9, 2010
If you’re a Yankees fan, you’re not surprised. If you’re a Twins fan, you’re stunned. Minnesotans stun easily.
The Yankees vs. the Twins.
It’s kind of like: Godzilla vs. Elmo.
Elmo, never saw it coming.
Topics: Sports, Twins | 2 Comments »
Yankees: 5, Pathetic Minnesota Losers: 2
By Steve | October 7, 2010
Yanks win 5-2
The New York Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 5-2.
No news here. Minnesota sucks. Everybody knows it (except for the losers that live in Minnesota).
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Yankees 6, Twins 4
By Steve | October 6, 2010
NY Yankees: 6
MN Losers: 4
There is no joy in Shitville. The Minnesota Twins have been Minnesotans.
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A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
By Steve | October 6, 2010
Randy Moss Returns to the Vikings!
Who cares? Only the idiots!
The Minnesota Vikings will now start to gather moss.
It seems like only yesterday when the average Viking fan couldn’t wait to get rid of Randy Moss. People get confused a lot around here.
I think the team would have been better off if they had made a trade for Kate Moss.
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Minnesota Vikings: 0-2
By Steve | September 26, 2010
Public Service Announcement:
Retirement home in Minnesota looking for an elderly man that’s off his meds. Delusional, he thought he could play football and beat Miami.
Description: 6’2″, 222 lbs,
Age: older than dirt.
Goes by the name of Favre. Last seen wearing a Vikings jersey at SeaWorld throwing balls to the Dolphins!
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Brett Favre returns to Minnesota
By Steve | August 17, 2010
Brett Favre
Favre: Spelled Favre, pronounced Farve
This brilliant son-of-a-bitch either can’t spell his last name, or he can’t pronounce it.
Yippee!!! He’s back! This place is so dismal that the only hope we have in life is in some washed-up, cheese-head!!!
Now that Brett is back, we won’t win a Superbowl! The Minnesota Vikings will still suck! Yipppeee!!!!
Happy days are here again . . .
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50 Years of the Minnesota Suck Kings
By Steve | July 21, 2010
If I had been born 10 years earlier, I could have watched the Vikings suck for 50 years: Fifty Years Ago Today, the Minnesota Vikings Were Born
Topics: Sports | 2 Comments »